Archive for December 21st, 2009

I have written an ebook in Powerpoint 2007. How do I get the ebook to a website and sell it?


I already have one website with paypal on it. Would it be possible to either link another webpage to that paypal or do I need a seperate paypal account. I’m not sure that I can download the ebook to my current site as it is for photography, just thinking of all my options.

Poets and poetry lovers love words used well, so when I saw these, I thought you’d laugh with me. Funny stuff?


WHEN INSULTS HAD CLASS

When Insults Had Class (no 4-letter words !!) These glorious insults are from an era when cleverness with words was still valued, before a great portion of the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words, not to mention waving middle fingers.

The exchange between Churchill & Lady Astor: She said, “If you were my husband I’d give you poison,” and he said, “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”

A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.” “That depends, Sir,” said Disraeli, “on whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”

“He had delusions of adequacy.” – Walter Kerr

“Hehas all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.” – Winston Churchill

“A mdest little person, with much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.” Clarence Darrow

“He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary.” – William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).

“Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?” – Ernest Hemingway (about William Faulkner)

“Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I’ll waste no time reading it.” – Moses Hadas

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I now.” – Abraham Lincoln

“I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.” – Mark Twain

“He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.” – Oscar Wilde

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.” – George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.” – Winston Churchill, in response.

“I feel so miserable without you; it’s almost like having you here.” – Stephen Bishop

“He is a self-made man and worships his creator.” – John Bright

“He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others.” – Samuel Johnson

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard

“He has the attention span of a lightning bolt.” – Robert Redford

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?” – Mark Twain

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae West

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others,……. whenever they go.” – Oscar Wilde

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts… for support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening……… but this wasn’t it.” – Groucho Marx

Lord of the Universe or Lord of Israel?


Last week I got King James Version (text) of bible from internet, I am not a religious person, and I read a few chapters of this e-bible

Today I get a text version of Quran, I read only two lines of this e-quran also, and the second line was like this.

“Praise be to Allah, the Lord of the worlds;”

As both these e-books are in text format, I used MS word to search words like “LORD” and “GOD”

And conclusion was this. When Quran speaks about God, it says “The Lord of the worlds”

And when bible (King James Version) Speaks about God it says “The Lord of Israel”

Can anyone explain why the creator of the universe calls himself “The God of Israel”?

Or just give some verses from other version of bible where they described God as the God of the universe.

Your help will be appreciated as I don’t have much free time to check all versions of bible, one by one.

Thank you.