Anyone see last nights ‘Simpsons’ w/creation-evolution?
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Maybe its just that no-one knows how to teach creation?
Lets look at it – a major doctrine of the bible is that ‘the first will be last and the last will be first’.
This is demonstrated in the very first day, the last thing ‘brought forth’ on the first day was the light – and we read in Ecc. 8:23 that it was with him ‘from everlasting’, so the last was actually first!
Enoch, the first guy who writes a testimony, the first thing he writes about is the last generation.
John, the last gospel starts with ‘in the beginning’
As there were 22 things created that first 6 days before the ‘rest’, so there are 22 chapters in the last book of the bible, before the last ‘day’, when Christ will be ‘Lord of the Sabbath’
6 ‘days’ of creation – 1 ‘day’ of rest & 2P3:8, so…
6000 years of sin and tribulation and 1000 years of Christ – The King of Israel!
in the Law it is written ‘on the testimony of 2-3 witnesses shall a matter be established’
Barnabus, a ‘teacher & prophet’;E of B ch.15, Enoch, the ’scribe of righteousness’;1Enoch33, and Baruch,the ‘faithful scribe’ of jeremiah;Jer45, ALL bear witness to this 6000 year & 1000 year scenario.
Here we are in 2010 A.D. – creation was about 4000 years before Christ!
and what do we see in the world?
A Great nation! which God has raised up! as ‘we are endowed by our ‘Creator’, but now claims ‘monkeys as our fathers’
As there are 50 chapters in Genesis, a book of beginnings, so also America, the ‘Harlot’ of the end has 50 states
take a look at Gen22:11,Gen46:2,Ex3:4,1Sam3:10,Isa65:1 and proof it w/Gen41:32!
now of Babylon…Isa21:9 once in O.T., twice in N.T.,Rev14:8 & Rev 18:2
when it falls they say ‘Alas,Alas’, twice!
after it falls Rev 19:1&3, and of course we had the ‘twin towers’ going ‘boom,boom’ in ‘New York,New York’
‘Harlot’ by ‘departing’ from the Lord, Hosea 6:2
‘Mystery’ because when Revelation was written and the first century A.D., this ‘land’ had yet to be discovered., isn’t it also a ‘mystery’ why a great nation such as our own is not in the bible?
‘Babylon’ of old was the great military and economic power of its time!
Isn’t that the EXACT same thing Barack Obama said at his inauguration of this country???
turn to Ecc. 1:9 & 3:15!!! What? oh what will you believe?
As the sun, moon, and stars were made on the 4th day, so the 4th angel sounded and struck the sun,moon,and stars, Rev8:12
I can go on – illegal immigration, Jer51:14!
but, alas, it is I that am called crazy! because no, we will have ‘monkeys as our fathers’!
“All creation ‘myths’ taught in school”
my reponse, yes all, instead of the one ‘myth’ which currently is taught
February 3rd, 2010 at 11:54 am
You do realize the simpsons is a satirical cartoon?
February 5th, 2010 at 11:32 pm
OUCH… You gave me eye-bleed
Don’t take it that seriously, although it does make a point
February 8th, 2010 at 11:59 pm
Creation is not science. Genesis is a myth. If you want Genesis taught in public schools in American then all creation myths must be taught.
February 9th, 2010 at 4:06 am
“Maybe its just that no-one knows how to teach creation?”
…and apparently you are one of them.
“alas, it is I that am called crazy”
Inconceivable!
February 11th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
You Crazy!
By the way the Catholic
church is now in favor of evolution.
No joke
February 14th, 2010 at 12:48 am
Teach creation? Why would you teach stupidity? The reason why the USA currently ranks 21st in education among all the developed countries is because religious nuts want their children to believe in Bronze Age fantasy!
Taoist/Atheist (PROPERLY EDUCATED)
February 16th, 2010 at 10:44 am
Uh, the Simpsons national telecasts are on Sunday nights…if you saw it last night, means it was a syndicated repeat with that episode probably limited to your particular viewing area.
So in short (something you should work on), no I didn’t see it.
February 17th, 2010 at 4:51 pm
You just don’t want to recognize your monkey father!
Forshaaaammmeeeee (in the tone of Abraham Simpson)
February 19th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
I see random words and numbers. Is there a question in there somewhere? Is there a point in there somewhere? Is there a coherent though in there somewhere?