So you Christians are saying that the Creator of neurons and molecules and asteroids cares if two gays marry?


That this same Creator who spend so much effort into creating ribosomes and DNA is going to get soooooo mad, and crap his pants, if human beings pass a same-sex marriage law (a human creation) in the United States of America (another human creation)?

Lol, are you joking?
Or are you totally insane?

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30 Responses to “So you Christians are saying that the Creator of neurons and molecules and asteroids cares if two gays marry?”

  1. Sam Says:

    Yes. It is exactly what christians are saying. God is bored out of his mind and when something goes in the wrong hole from the wrong person, he acts. What else is he going to do all day?

  2. Tiedye D Says:

    They can’t help it, they have been brainwashed with **** and intolerance.

  3. Pastor Biker Says:

    just like if ya stole a piece of bubble gum when you were a child and knew it was wrong but never confessed it to the Lord.. sin and sin = Hell

  4. ignant_slob Says:

    I don’t see what one has to do with the other. Please explain the correlation between the two.

    Really, what does creating intricate things have to do with ones approval over how others conduct themselves? I don’t see the relation. It’s sort of like thinking that a watchmaker shouldn’t care about politics, as though one has anything to do with the other.

  5. Knight of Truth Says:

    God, being all-knowing and all-present would still notice, and probably care.

  6. Sean Says:

    …this question assumes that all christians are opposed to *** marriage

  7. Free Stuff in 2012 Says:

    God made Adam and Bessie not Adam and Eve!
    If he had meant for Adam to have a human wife, he would not have needed reminding.

  8. godsuncledave Says:

    Stars made the elements that make up asteroids with nuclear fusion… don’t give god credit.

  9. eugendes Says:

    The idea is that two men or two women can’t have children therefore it’s not natural. Basically because they can’t procreate it isn’t right just because they can’t bear their own children, why does it matter so many straight couples throw there children away why not give them to the homosexuals.

  10. Mfh H Says:

    I am christian and I do not say that. I actually support the right for gays to marry. Please do not lump all of us together.

  11. Divine Creation Says:

    What does asteroids, molecules, DNA, RNA etc… have to do with same *** marriage…. I am not against it…

  12. $@!!Y Says:

    yes – he will

    it says in the bible (which was also created by man) “God hates that”

    lmao

  13. Bibigirl Says:

    You’re insane if you think ribosomes have a soul and can worship God. That’s the funny part in your question.

  14. dawn® Says:

    i think if you get through this thinking Jesus is the Son of God and our Lord then your good ..

  15. dickknubbler Says:

    Cause he cares more about people that atoms you retard

  16. pheemz Says:

    Nope, this Christian is saying if God chose to make someone *** then it’s not our place to restrict how they live their life as long as they’re not harming others.

    Sorry to disappoint, but not all Christians are **** mongering jerks.

  17. Pantheist{P3D} Says:

    May the FSM forgive them.

  18. Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Says:

    That is exactly what they are saying… Their self importance doesn’t allow them to understand that if their god were real, s/he would be busy making sure that suns don’t explode and planets fly out of orbit.

    Their delusions of grandeur truly make them believe that humans and our petty problems are the end all – be all of their god’s attention.

    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~
    Science of Homosexuality Takes a Backseat to Blind Faith
    The Bible is rather clear that homosexuality is an “abomination,” as stated in Leviticus 18:22, just a few lines below the edict in Leviticus 11:10-12 stating that eating shrimp is an abomination. The crustacean passage is not much of any issue for most people, hence no demonstrators picketing Red Lobster with dire warnings that the April all-you-can-eat shrimp fest may trigger Armageddon.
    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~

    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~
    Lev 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~
    Lev 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it [is] confusion.
    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~

    Now think about that…

    Gay *** = abomination

    Bestiality = confusion
    (And it confuses the hell out of me…)

    How does THAT make sense?

    ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~ ~*~

  19. MonaLisa Overdrive AM VT wannabe Says:

    Even if you believe that, why would you need to have man enforce God’s law?

  20. Bipolar Birdy Says:

    I never said that.

    Now that you mention it, do you think ribosomes and DNA just came about by chance? That’s what it seems like you are saying and that they didn’t have a creator. Sorry if I am misunderstanding you.

    I went to Tulane Woo hoo!

  21. Lacy, be good. Says:

    CARES ABOUT THE NASTY YOU TWO DO BETWEEN YOU THAT KEEPS YOU FROM BEING IN HIS KINGDOM IN THE FUTURE.

    PLAN FOR EACH OTHER’S FUTURE..
    DON’T HELP SEND YOUR FRIEND TO THE ‘FIREPIT’ OF HELLFIRE.

    IS THAT REALLY LOVE FOR YOUR BROTHER?

  22. Mel Says:

    Look it isn’t my place to judge. But, even if there wasn’t a God (IMO there is) and this whole place was made up by chance then, wow, what a coincidence that a man + a woman creates another life. It is wrong, IMO, either way. I don’t judge those who make that choice. I don’t think it is right, but I don’t think “OH! You are sooo going to Hell,” either. I can’t make that call and I can’t shove my opinion down someone else’s throat. If they ask then i will share. You asked, I shared..

  23. pstod Says:

    if you want to go that route, why don’t we legalize polygamy? same logic right? no one is getting hurt? why not **********? same logic, no one is getting hurt. brother and sister? sure, consenting adults, loving relationship, who are we to judge? man and girl (with parental approval)…why not? loving relationship, stay out of peoples business! what is wrong with these? where do we draw the line? what is to stop us from going even further?

  24. mainlee1 Says:

    Male gays actually have DNA that makes them *** – women can go either way and do – that means God made *** – and that means God loves gays.

    the dopey murderer & pedophile loving/gay hating xtian god is not the God of the universe.

    People that think being *** is wrong because gays can’t procreate, doesn’t that mean heterosexuals that don’t have children are also wrong?

  25. John S Says:

    YES, but we wouldn’t say it as sarcastically as you, but you’ve got the basics down.

    I’d argue with you over marriage being a human creatio,. Marriage law may be..but we may differ on the exact origin…

    However, irregardless…
    You are correct that he cares…. And irregardless it doesn’t mean that he still can’t care simply because we invented it.
    RIGHT?

    I didn’t invent the Golden Gate Bridge, but I sure as heck care about it and would support the raising of taxes to pay for it, should cash strapped California not be able to maintain it. hehehehehe.

    SO, creating something has little to do with caring. And in SOME important cases.. who created it has little barring on who has a right to define, limit, or pass judgement on it.

    You could say he invented us, human kind…so if you want to claim that one can only care about things they created, as you seem to be, by pointing out “another human creation” THEN following your logic.. since he created us…he has every right to care.

    RIGHT?

  26. ESweetPea Says:

    But their asteroids are going to be all banging against each other! Heavens to Betsy, it can’t happen! EEEEEEK!

    Pass *** marriage laws already and GET TO THE IMPORTANT STUFF, people! All these “moral issues” are just smokescreens to keep people from focusing on things that are actually important.

    You know, like, wars, famines, natural disasters, factory farming that spreads disgusting bacteria, that sorta thing. Global warming. Mountain topping. Animal extinction at an alarming rate. The fact that millions of people are just trying to get clean drinking water every day.

    Why do these issues get shoved aside for stupid **** like trying to ban *** marriages? It’s petty and cruel to focus on people’s non-criminal activities and neglect actual problems.

  27. William E Says:

    Man made God for goodness sake!
    Are we not getting a little lost somewhere here?

  28. Patrick Says:

    well actually God didnt take “so much effort”,with just spoken words and its created he wudnt need to take time to create anything,hes god
    It says in his word,The Bible,that marriage is between a man and a women,it is between nothing else
    so yes God wud be mad about ppl going against not just that but any part of his word,but god still loves u and is patient with u

  29. kennethj2010 Says:

    Please don’t post until you have a serious and respectful question. There is no need to post ridiculing questions. Especially when you are based on a stereotype. Not all Christians believe *** marriage is wrong, and not all believe it is right.

    As for your question:
    The proper “Christian” allows all men (and women) to do as they please. They simply defend their own way of life and do not attempt to offend or assault other’s and their beliefs. If they do not act that they then they are not self respecting Christians.

  30. KK Says:

    yes he cares if you marry, but it is just the same as any other sin.i am a christian, and i don’t think it is any worse than telling a lie. sin is sin, it is all equal. and it just the same as wearing mixed fabric, i don’t think it is wrong. god isn’t gonna **** you if you do!!!!! if he did then he would **** everyone.

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